His next demand was, "Get me nachos. Not too crispy, not too soggy, but right in the middle."
Another order followed, "Get me cold coffee, not too thick, not too thin, but right in the middle."
The waiter took the order and headed for the kitchen. He came back smiling and said to Aron, "Chef Jolly said you can kiss his backside, not on the right, not on the left, but right in the middle."