Dan died and Marie’s heart was broken. She could not be consoled. The regular pastor was not available and so they found one from the neighboring area. The new one asked Marie some questions so that he could say something nice about Dan in his sermon. Finally he asked: “What did Dan say just before he died? I mean, what were his last words?”
Marie was thoughtful, then said: “Marie, don’t pull the trigger.”
Marie was thoughtful, then said: “Marie, don’t pull the trigger.”