A pompous and self-righteous bachelor called Albert Jackson who was a regular irritant to his family and friends, went to see a doctor. He said to Dr. Wells, "Hey doc, I am feeling miserable. I want you to examine me and give me a diagnosis of the problem."
Dr. Wells cleared his throat and asked, "I will ask some quick questions. Are you hooked on to alcohol?"
Albert replied, "No. Never. Not even in my dreams."
Dr. Wells asked, "Do you smoke?"
Albert replied, "No. I understand the perils of smoking. Never even touched a cigarette."
Dr. Wells asked, "How is your sex life? Do you indulge too much?"
Albert replied, "It's a complete no-no. It is a sin. I completely refrain."
Dr. Wells stared at Albert for a long time, then said, "Do you get headaches?"
Albert replied quickly, "Yes, yes, there is always pain in my head."
Dr. Wells sighed and said, "I know your problem. Your halo is gripping your head too tight."
Dr. Wells cleared his throat and asked, "I will ask some quick questions. Are you hooked on to alcohol?"
Albert replied, "No. Never. Not even in my dreams."
Dr. Wells asked, "Do you smoke?"
Albert replied, "No. I understand the perils of smoking. Never even touched a cigarette."
Dr. Wells asked, "How is your sex life? Do you indulge too much?"
Albert replied, "It's a complete no-no. It is a sin. I completely refrain."
Dr. Wells stared at Albert for a long time, then said, "Do you get headaches?"
Albert replied quickly, "Yes, yes, there is always pain in my head."
Dr. Wells sighed and said, "I know your problem. Your halo is gripping your head too tight."