Friday, January 23, 2015

Music joke

Nathan gifted his son Johnny a guitar on his 16th birthday with vouchers for 5 free lessons.

When Johnny returned from his first lesson, Nathan asked him, "How did it go?"

Johnny replied, "I did learn a few notes on the G Major."

In the next week, after the second lesson, Johnny came home and said, "I did learn a few notes on the D string."

After a few days,Johnny came home very late smelling of alcohol and cigarettes.

So Nathan asked him, "What did you learn in today's lesson?"

Johnny replied, "I could not attend today's lesson. I had a gig!"