Thursday, January 29, 2015

Who wants to go to Heaven?

Father John visited a shady bar in the suburbs.

He met a drunk man and asked him, "Son, do you want to go to Heaven?"

The man replied, "Yeah Father."

Father John said, "Then leave this place now and never come back."

He asked another man who was drinking, "Son, do you want to go to Heaven?"

The man replied, "I do Father."

Father John said, "Then go away from this rotten place and take a pledge never to return."

The Father met Bubba and asked, ""Son, do you want to go to Heaven?"

Bubba replied, "No Father."

Father John, taken aback by the answer, asked, "Do you mean after your death, you have no desire to go to Heaven?"

Bubba laughed and said, "Of course, of course, but only when I die. You appeared to be on the way right now with the group you are forming."